How to keep your Maui tan

What is the best way to keep that Maui tan when you return home to the mainland, any advice?

How to keep your Maui tan

Please! It is fading so fast! Been back since late last Friday night.

How to keep your Maui tan

I know!!!! MY husband%26#39;s class reunion is four days after we get back and I want to look tan and rested when I see that ex girlfriend of his.

WHAT maui tan????

Pappy, don%26#39;t you use that Maui Babe browning lotion?

tee hee

Pappy%26#39;s still using baby oil straight up.

Better than the italian salad dressing i used in high school!

OK that made me LOL.

Oh sure!....and while you got that baby oil out, just put me on a rotisserie and baste me every 20 minutes or so.

Don%26#39;t let the sizzling and popping disturb your nap.

Then when your finished baking and just the right shade of red, you take a vinegar bath like my Mom used to make us do when we got a sunburn at Lake Chelan.

We used to use Wesson oil. Can you say FRY!?!